Oh, you caught me blogging...

Saturday, January 20, 2007 · 00:50 · 0 comments

...it's one of the many things I do here on the ranch.

When blogging, there are certain rules, very important rules, that one must remember. I pledge to you, the reader (all three of you), that I will follow these rules.

1: Never apologize for your lack of updates.
2: Never promise you'll blog more. Nothing looks better than having five blog posts on your main page that span a year, and three of those posts are you promising you're going to blog more and that you're back. I don't think anyone missed you, son.
3: Don't blog about your love life. I'm sure your male/female/both companion is down with the idea of your broadcasting what goes on behind closed doors.
4: Never talk smack about your current employer. The key word is "current," so they can fire you.
5: Never change a person's name. Be honest. Let everyone know who sucks.
6: If underage, don't blog or post photos of you drinking. In fact, people of all ages shouldn't write about their illegal activities. Bragging about crap like that doesn't make you look cool, it just makes the cop's job that much easier.

and finally

7: Never tell anyone about your blog. (wut?)

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